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Ryan Mathew Eames
- Guy / 29
- Aylesbury , Buckinghamshire
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- Joined: Dec 18th, 2007
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Matser Cheif versos the Halos
Master Chef was running through jungle from halos who was angrey with master chef for destruction of thir home.
"Wehre is pick up pont?" master chief shouted as gunfire was hitting trees about his. he was tired of running. the halos was gaining and thier guns was firing so much. ones fell down and shot friends making master cheif laugh loud.
"I need pick up piont now!" he shouted again jumping against tree and knocking down cocunets.
Halos was being hit and dieded from cocunets. matser chef was still running but getting tired.
his holoegram woman spoke to him in his helmat.
"you are five mertes away! past trees ther!" she was shotuing too.
maters chief was not hpapy with the shouts but ran more.
then he saw pickup pont and was nearly smiled but stayed anegry looking.
"there is puick up pont. i am safe"
he jumpsed on ship at last second as halos were running and catching up. as he was lifted through air he droped a bomb on the halos and blewed up the jungle.
all the halos was dead and mastere cheif was alive and saved the day.
"well done maters Cheif" said the hologran girl.
"i am saved the world again. time to retire." said Matser Ceheif happely.
The END!!
Feb 15, 2008 . 6:25:15
~newklear
Retro Gamer
HAY FEET32, LETS PLAY MARIO 3 AND STUFF LOL
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Are you sure that a floor cannot also be a ceiling? Are you absolutely certain that you go up when you walk up a staircase? Can you be definite that it is impossible to eat your cake and have it?
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Stopping by to say hello!
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Se habla Espaňol.
~ProSI
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lol mario bros 3
love that game sooo much!
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...and i liked it.
~chinaroses
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Hey!
Hope life is treating you well, and you're loving NR!
Jess
~newklear
Retro Gamer
HAY IT'S FEET23!!!1 ^_^
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